Oh, sweetie---if I didn't have a sense of humor, I'd've done myself in AGES ago. (And some very DARK ages they were, too....) But yeah, after the last couple of weeks of "Will they or won't they?", I'm just glad that it's freaking over.

I can do the caffeine detox, not happily, but do-able. Sugar? I'd kill someone. Send me the cake without the file. Make it devil's food. I'm gonna need all the cheering-up chocolate I can get when I'm Big Trixie's bitch in the Big House.