I figure I'm not nearly bad enough for "Hoarders". Near as I can tell, Peter Walsh only works with couples. And I flat-out can't afford to hire help...so I'm stuck doing it myself. I'm trying to do a little at a time. It didn't get this way overnight (although parts of it *were* clean---then they weren't---wtf?!), it's not going to be reversed overnight, much as I wish it would!---but it'll get there eventually. I'm trying to get as much done while the weather is between freeze and fry; I know how my get-up-and-go grinds to a halt when it's 80F+.

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