What really irks the hell out of me is, the person I spoke to earlier this week who quoted me a figure as what I'd pay if I turned in the DVR---and yesterday's broad said oh no, that's not correct, it would be MOAR. (As in $80 more instead of $30 less. WTF?!)

So I'll keep going til they turn me off, then I take back the equipment and worry about paying it when I get a job. My credit? Thanks to the student loansharks, that's already FUBAR, so...whatever.
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