I was nonplused; I knew what fucking was, for heaven's sake! Why didn't they just say so?!

Amen to that! I always ask my Sex classes what their parents/ sex ed classes have told them about sex....and I am STILL appalled by what they are told (assuming they are told anything at all). And then they get misinformation from their friends, or (even worse) from porn. *shakes head*

Watchmen is one of those movies I'll leave on in the background if it's on, despite the fact that I've already seen it multiple times and own the DVD.

LOL! I hear ya...