Nope. No way in hell is that stockpot going to be big enough. I may have to do half the carcass in the pot and half in my biggesst crockpot.

How the heck do serial killers DO it? I find the remains of Big Bird daunting enough!

On the other hand, I don't have to worry about arterial spray, forensic detection or whether or not the remains disappear completely.

Sweeney Todd may have been on to something, after all.


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