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Nope. No way in hell is that stockpot going to be big enough. I may have to do half the carcass in the pot and half in my biggesst crockpot.

How the heck do serial killers DO it? I find the remains of Big Bird daunting enough!

On the other hand, I don't have to worry about arterial spray, forensic detection or whether or not the remains disappear completely.

Sweeney Todd may have been on to something, after all.


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Date: 2010-11-27 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdsgirlbev.livejournal.com
lol...Do you have room in the freezer for part of the carcass?

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Date: 2010-11-27 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
No, it's a very full side-by-side. The amount of dismemberment I'd have to do to fit it in there, I might as well make soup!

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Date: 2010-11-28 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joker-satx.livejournal.com
Serial Killers invest in a chipper!

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Date: 2010-11-28 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
Yeah, but then I'd be picking bone chips out of my soup. I think a Sawz-All would work...if I could get one that wasn't all gnarly with wood shavings and drywall. (I don't think that would improve the soup, either.

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Date: 2010-11-29 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joker-satx.livejournal.com
I truly appreciate a woman that has your level of creativity!

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Date: 2010-11-29 04:17 pm (UTC)

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