My bad....

[vanillafluffy]

Most of what I've eaten today has been ice cream (Moose Tracks, to be specific). The best thing that can be said is that there is no ice cream left.... A quart of ice cream...oh God, how? (One spoonful at a time, distracted as I read Plum Lovin'....) I feel like I should pose for one of those pictures of rodents with their cheek pouches crammed with food. Gluttony is a close second to sloth as my favorite deadly sin...lust is a distant third.

Speaking of lust, as usual, reading Evanovich had me contemplating one of my favorite fictional hunks, namely, Ranger. Which led me to try to list the three fictional guys I'd most like to shag. Ranger easily claimed #1 for Literary Stud Muffin. John Winchester beat out Jools Siviter as TV Stud Muffin (because I think he'd be more fun, although I'm sure Jools has some interesting...proclivities and I wouldn't say no---I wouldn't dare!).

Movie Stud Muffin is more difficult; El Mariachi is a strong contender (Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Riddick (Pitch Black) is another (like Jools, I'm sure it would be quite an experience)---the trouble is, I have a tendency to go for bad boys. Like Riddick, the Kurgan (Highlander the original movie---because Clancy Brown's voice makes me melt!) is high-testosterone, but much worse for one's health than quarts of ice cream. The Christian Bale version of Bruce Wayne, maybe?** (Patrick Bateman? suggests the little voice that likes the bad boys better.) This will take some earnest contemplation.

Okay, ladies, who are *your* fictitious shaggables?
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** CB is on the cover of GQ this month.

Comments

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's the potato chip principle---bet you can't pick just one! So MANY pretties! You wrote my mind has ODed, and I immediately thought "Oded Fehr!" (Ardeth Bey in the Mummy films)...whom I've slashed with John Hannah, who's not exactly hard on the eyes either....

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Brandon Frasier (how is that spelt again?) is easy on the eyes too. And don't get me started on Joaquin Phoenix. Or Liam Neeson. Or Gabriel Byrne. No, really. Potato chips are fine with me. :)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Yes to all of the above! (And it's Brendan Frasier.) And a goodly chunk of the PotC cast: Depp, Bloom, Rush and Davenport are each quite tasty in their own unique ways. Sean Bean and Pierce Brosnan, together or individually---although if I had to pick just one, Bean! I've been mad for the man ever since Patriot Games (to the point that I have to remind myself that he *isn't* Irish).

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

OH Sean... He's...steamy...*fans self* And he shares a common thing with JD Morgan. Oh come on. You know what it is.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Pretty green eyes? (Technically, that's two things....)

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, that too. But did you notice how they always manage to end up dead in movies?

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but in Sean's case, it's usually because he's playing the eVil bad guy---and good always triumphs---Jeff's on more of a Noble Hero trip---or at least a victim of circumstance.

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Yes...but both still end up dead. So. :)