Well, That's That

[vanillafluffy]

I'm officially terminated. I've been expecting it for the past couple of weeks; I'm just glad to finally have it over with.

Come on, ask me what I wore.

Comments

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

What'd you wear? (I don't have to ask if you were classier than they were in how you handled the situation - I'm just assuming it's so.) I'm sorry about this but I can understand the relief when it finally happens - been there. May much better things be in store for you!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I'm SO glad you asked. I went topless, wearing a blue suede miniskirt and matching oxfords. I had on a red and white sequinned cowboy hat, but what I think REALLY made the outfit were the nipple rings with the light-up red LEDs.

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

Of course! Light-up nipple rings are always the perfect touch in such a situation. :-)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

The better to hypnotize them into doing my bidding. I've decided I'm going to take over the world and create a shiny happy Utopia where no poor CSR will ever have to say "I'm sorry!" again.