There goes the neighborhood

[vanillafluffy]

The houses on either side of me have been empty for quite a while. The house to the east of me just got occupied---rather like Germany occupying France. They have kids: Noisy little fuckers. (There haven't been any kids on the block in ages, and I haven't bloody missed them.) They also have a yappy dog. What a treat this is going to be! Why, oh why, couldn't the Asshat's house have been the one to be rented? That's on the far side of my living quarters. This tribe is right next to my bedroom window.

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(No, I *won't* apologize for the metaphor, I'm tired of being politically correct, of being civilized when what I really want to do is slaughter all the barbarians that are lowering the tone. And numerous people who should know better.)


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Comments

[joker-satx.livejournal.com]

No apologies required. You know the laws of this country are great ones because there are just too many fucktards running around that I have not appropriated!

[foreverhermit.livejournal.com]

Absolutely NO apologies necessary. I'm right there with ya (and I *have* kids)!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I empathize completely. My neighbors' kids act like it's Lord of the Flies all the time and their own parents seem to dislike them. I also have a next door neighbor who "sings" and it sounds like Satan raping a whale (how's that for a non PC expression?)