Remains of the Day Before

[vanillafluffy]

Nope. No way in hell is that stockpot going to be big enough. I may have to do half the carcass in the pot and half in my biggesst crockpot.

How the heck do serial killers DO it? I find the remains of Big Bird daunting enough!

On the other hand, I don't have to worry about arterial spray, forensic detection or whether or not the remains disappear completely.

Sweeney Todd may have been on to something, after all.


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Comments

[joker-satx.livejournal.com]

Serial Killers invest in a chipper!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I'd be picking bone chips out of my soup. I think a Sawz-All would work...if I could get one that wasn't all gnarly with wood shavings and drywall. (I don't think that would improve the soup, either.

[joker-satx.livejournal.com]

I truly appreciate a woman that has your level of creativity!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

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