Hot and juicy

Yesterday, I wore one of those spaghetti-strap tanks with a built-in tittie pouch...I had stuff to take care of before work, and I wanted to be comfortable driving around with no a/c and only one functioning window. My left side (window side) got a bit pink...by the time I got to work, I was as salty as a potato chip...or in my case, a pork rind. There was some kind of problem with the water supply at work---I was told the city was flushing the mains (?)---anyway, the water was grey and sulphurous, so I couldn't even splash a little on the overdone bits to sluice the salt off.

White Trash Queen launched yesterday, and the partners made test calls to us---I didn't get any, but it gives me something to look forward to. *eyeroll* It was a fairly good day for sales, though I was a little miffed at She-Boss for insisting I cover up. Excuse me, we're selling bimbowear all over the damn place, half the department wanders around in shorts and tanks, but *I* have to be discreet? WTF?! Size discrimination, I say!

Of course, today is Friday the 13th...be afraid, be very afraid!

Hot and juicy

Yesterday, I wore one of those spaghetti-strap tanks with a built-in tittie pouch...I had stuff to take care of before work, and I wanted to be comfortable driving around with no a/c and only one functioning window. My left side (window side) got a bit pink...by the time I got to work, I was as salty as a potato chip...or in my case, a pork rind. There was some kind of problem with the water supply at work---I was told the city was flushing the mains (?)---anyway, the water was grey and sulphurous, so I couldn't even splash a little on the overdone bits to sluice the salt off.

White Trash Queen launched yesterday, and the partners made test calls to us---I didn't get any, but it gives me something to look forward to. *eyeroll* It was a fairly good day for sales, though I was a little miffed at She-Boss for insisting I cover up. Excuse me, we're selling bimbowear all over the damn place, half the department wanders around in shorts and tanks, but *I* have to be discreet? WTF?! Size discrimination, I say!

Of course, today is Friday the 13th...be afraid, be very afraid!

Would you recognize me from this meme?

I agree with some of it...except for the workaholic part. And the engineering vs. artistic part. And I think they reverse "the more outgoing than religious percentage". But it was interesting, because it's a lot longer than the usual 10-question meme.

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

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Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), religious (73%), intellectual (59%), horny (58%).

Stereotypes Punk Rock 80% Old Geezer 67% Emo Kid 56%

Life Experience Sex 38% Substances 11% Travel 21%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 64% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 55% of those who have taken this test, and 58% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 45%, hotter than 9% of other test takers.

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Would you recognize me from this meme?

I agree with some of it...except for the workaholic part. And the engineering vs. artistic part. And I think they reverse "the more outgoing than religious percentage". But it was interesting, because it's a lot longer than the usual 10-question meme.

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test. We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), religious (73%), intellectual (59%), horny (58%).

Stereotypes Punk Rock 80% Old Geezer 67% Emo Kid 56%

Life Experience Sex 38% Substances 11% Travel 21%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 64% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 55% of those who have taken this test, and 58% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 45%, hotter than 9% of other test takers.

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