How to Be a Dumb Blonde

How to Be a Dumb Blonde

Decide on the way out the door that you "need" to swap out purses---because the bag you've been carrying for a week is far too small to carry 2 liters of diet cola, a can of soup and all your usual paraphernalia.

Instead of transferring relevant contents before leaving the house, take both bags with you. Arrive at work and empty stuff from smaller bag into great big bag.

Exit car, locking doors to protect contents of gas tank. Grab wheeled backpack from trunk (This is a necessity, since we no longer have reserved desks and have to bring everything back and forth every day.), toss in smaller purse, close trunk.

Realize that due to habit of recent use, you have put your ONLY set of car keys in the bag which is now secured in the locked trunk....

Panic. I called all over the place, and finally got ahold of PJ (Poor guy!), who came down and called AAA, who had the car open in under 2 minutes---there's a trunk release up front---and I am charged with getting my key copied and getting AAA coverage. The key I think I can manage. The AAA coverage---ang5fam, I hope we can sell tons of stuff on eBay!

How to Be a Dumb Blonde

How to Be a Dumb Blonde

Decide on the way out the door that you "need" to swap out purses---because the bag you've been carrying for a week is far too small to carry 2 liters of diet cola, a can of soup and all your usual paraphernalia.

Instead of transferring relevant contents before leaving the house, take both bags with you. Arrive at work and empty stuff from smaller bag into great big bag.

Exit car, locking doors to protect contents of gas tank. Grab wheeled backpack from trunk (This is a necessity, since we no longer have reserved desks and have to bring everything back and forth every day.), toss in smaller purse, close trunk.

Realize that due to habit of recent use, you have put your ONLY set of car keys in the bag which is now secured in the locked trunk....

Panic. I called all over the place, and finally got ahold of PJ (Poor guy!), who came down and called AAA, who had the car open in under 2 minutes---there's a trunk release up front---and I am charged with getting my key copied and getting AAA coverage. The key I think I can manage. The AAA coverage---ang5fam, I hope we can sell tons of stuff on eBay!