SMUT BUNNY FREE TO GOOD HOME
Jan. 12th, 2007 01:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vanillafluffyThe downside to my homeward commute is that cops love to flag people over at midnight. Tonight, I got pulled to the side because the bulb on my tag was out. Got a warning: Get it fixed.
*And* I got a plot bunny, thus proving that writers really *can* get inspired anywhere. I do not have time for it, so I'm offering this lovely bunny with all kinds of yummy smut potential to anyone who wants it.
See, as I was reentering the highway, I thought, this is the second time I've had to deal with cops since I've started working second shift ten weeks ago...once for a routine DUI checkpoint, and then tonight. In the 28 1/2 years I've had my license, I've been pulled over for a variety of piddly little things. For the most part, I drive like a grandma, and although I have the typical "Oooh, he's in uniform and has handcuffs!" fantasy, I've never worked up the nerve to flirt with any of the cops in question.
On the other hand, Dean Winchester does NOT drive like a grandmother and most assuredly WOULD flirt with a pretty female officer....
Anybody want to explore this further? He likes frisky women---or maybe he meant being frisked by women? "That's not a pistol in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you!" Anyone for a strip search? Body cavity search? "The trunk? Oh, you don't want to look in there...."**
Like I said, the bunny is free. All I ask is that you let me know when you post the offspring.
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** Virtual chocolate if you can tell me where that quote is from. More if you can tell me what kind of car it was!
*And* I got a plot bunny, thus proving that writers really *can* get inspired anywhere. I do not have time for it, so I'm offering this lovely bunny with all kinds of yummy smut potential to anyone who wants it.
See, as I was reentering the highway, I thought, this is the second time I've had to deal with cops since I've started working second shift ten weeks ago...once for a routine DUI checkpoint, and then tonight. In the 28 1/2 years I've had my license, I've been pulled over for a variety of piddly little things. For the most part, I drive like a grandma, and although I have the typical "Oooh, he's in uniform and has handcuffs!" fantasy, I've never worked up the nerve to flirt with any of the cops in question.
On the other hand, Dean Winchester does NOT drive like a grandmother and most assuredly WOULD flirt with a pretty female officer....
Anybody want to explore this further? He likes frisky women---or maybe he meant being frisked by women? "That's not a pistol in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you!" Anyone for a strip search? Body cavity search? "The trunk? Oh, you don't want to look in there...."**
Like I said, the bunny is free. All I ask is that you let me know when you post the offspring.
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** Virtual chocolate if you can tell me where that quote is from. More if you can tell me what kind of car it was!
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Date: 2007-01-12 03:15 pm (UTC)Sorry about getting pulled over. Those stops add "cha-ching" to the municipal budget, which is why they now go over you with a fine-toothed comb. A guy my husband works with got a $150 fine for littering -- because he tossed his gum out the car window at a stop sign.
Must get away from the pesky plot bunny -- Dean probably would have a fine time getting patted down!
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Date: 2007-01-12 03:42 pm (UTC)This was actually one of the county sheriff's deputies who looked me over. I saw a pair of them parked in the median as I drove past, and one of them came after me...and my misspent youth is reflected in the fact that a flashing blue light behind me is good for clearing out several major arteries---a purely involuntary reaction after spending my 20s and a fair part of my 30s NOT saying No.
He'd have plenty of incentive to turn on the Winchester charm, aside from nookie---cuz Heaven help him if the officer in question found the stash of weapons in the trunk, or if, for whatever reasons, it escalated to the point of running his prints.
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Date: 2007-01-12 05:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-12 06:06 pm (UTC)