Enough media frenzy, already!

[vanillafluffy]

Please, please, please, Universe---can someone please just hit Paris Hilton with a bus so we can hear the last of her? (And if You can arrange to get Spears and Lohan with the same bus, I'll happily come back as a cockroach in my next life. It would totally be worth it.)

Comments

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Amen sistah, amen. (This shit makes me miss Dead Anna Nicole.)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

This shit makes me miss Dead Anna Nicole.)

Right! I mean, come on: Paris Hilton Breaks a Nail -- film at 11! I don't freaking CARE!

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we can rally enough mojo, it'll happen. We could be the saviors of Western Civilization, and get Sam and Dean to salt and burn the body.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I can not begin to comprehend how anyone at all gives even half a shit about Paris Hilton. But, then, I dont' understand how anyone can still want to read about Posh and Becks either and the capacity for tabloid frenzyness about them seems endless. Then again, I dont' actually care about any celebrities except in relationship to what films/tv they are doing, so I am not a tabloid paper's wet dream.

And yeah, the bus thing sounds good.

though I did read a crackfic in which Sam and Dean shag Lindsay Lohan and it was super funny and disturbingly hot

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, most of the talent I'm interested in actually has talent, and that alone tends to keep them out of tabloids...with the possible exception of Johnny, who's just so darn photogenic that he doesn't HAVE to do anything....

[socialhermit.livejournal.com]

Count me in as totally sick of the hoopla surrounding Paris, Lindsey, Britney, et al. *gags*

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I've escalated, what with the ensuing foofawrah---hit by a bus, followed by a cement mixer, followed by a garbage truck. Yeah....