Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester, 1/1, [PG], Dean, John

[vanillafluffy]

Title: Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester
Authored by: vanillafluffy
Pairing: None. Features Dean, John.
Rating/Work-safeness: PG for language
Approximate word count: 500
Disclaimer: No rights belong to me (except for the right to free speech). Opinions expressed about the US Army do NOT reflect those of the author.
Summary: It's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean.


Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester


Mrs. George has taught kindergarten since Truman was in the White House, and has cultivated a philosophy of "Scare the devil out of those little hellions". Usually all she has to do is loom over one of her students and snarl, and they'll wet their pants and never do whatever it was again. Never mind what kind of foolishness their parents let them get away with---in her classroom, those children are going to behave, and that means no bad language, regardless of what they may hear at home.

In the long run, this boy won't be any different from the rest...even if, right now, he's foul-mouthed, and so far she hasn't been able to intimidate him---he just looks up at her with those big green eyes---and he's completely unrepentant.

Since this is the first day of the year, she intends to make sure he understands who's in charge here, and if that means dragging his parents in on it---according to his admission file, Dean Winchester is from a single-parent household: father, John, mother deceased---well, dragging his father into it, then---one way or another, Ella George is going to set them both straight about what's acceptable verbage in her class.

When his father strides into the classroom at the end of the day looking for his son, she understands a little better. The reek of diesel fuel that accompanies him overpowers the scent of crayons. He's scruffy-looking---his face hasn't seen a razor today, and maybe not yesterday or the day before---and he wears a tattered t-shirt emblazoned with "U.S.M.C". Clearly, he isn't setting the right example for young and impressionable Dean, who jumps up from his chair and runs over to his father, clinging to his legs.

"I told you to stay in your chair," she remonstrates. "Mr. Winchester, there was an incident on the playground today. Your son used some very inappropriate language, and we need to make sure it doesn't happen again."

The senior Winchester looks at her for a moment. "Shit happens?"

"Not in my classroom it doesn't!"

"Was that what he said?" he asks, as if she's the one who's slow. She shakes her head, too indignant for speech. "Did he tell someone to fuck off?"

"No!" she gasps, outraged by his casual vulgarity.

"Did he call anybody a bitch?"

"NO!"

"Then it couldn't be that bad. Come on, Dean---we need to go pick Sammy up from daycare." He takes the boy's hand and leads him toward the door, and from her frozen stance, Mrs. George hears John Winchester chuckle as the culprit recounts his day.

"Jordan was showing off his G.I. Joe and acting like it was so cool. I told him G.I. Joe was a pussy 'cause he's in the Army. If he had any balls, he'd be a Marine."

***


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Comments

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA
oh, Dean. *smishes him*

Poor Ella George. No match for the Winchesters, for sure. I can totally picture her trying to make Dean pee his pants. Not gonna happen, I'm thinking.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Yeah, Dean's just gonna be giving her the "What's got your panties in a bunch?" look, and of course, they'll be long gone by the time Sammy's ready for K. (Heck, I suspect after a year of dealing with Dean and John, she's gonna be ready for retirement!)

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

Hehee! That last paragraph is completely killer. Yes, wee Dean for the slam dunk.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

*grin* I've had this floating around my head for months, and it's served to distract me nicely this afternoon.

Yup, Dean started the whole "butch" thing at an early age....

[tahirire.livejournal.com]

LMAO, awesome. *wipes tears*

I always love thinking of John as the indulgent type. He was tough on his boys - but only about the important stuff, I think. ;-)

Too fun, thanks for sharing.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I always love thinking of John as the indulgent type.

I think something like this would really brighten his day. Dean's getting back to normal after that bad year, not taking crap from some sour old lady, and yay! Semper Fi! (Which, come to think of it, was probably the only Latin John knew before he started hunting....)

[xphoenixrising.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

LOL I love this and it rings very true for me. I was called in to meet with my son's kindergarten teacher because, and i kid you not, he used the word Heck too much.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

:p I based this on my own k. teacher, who, back in the day, scolded me for saying, "You bet your ding-dang boots!"

Glad you liked it, thanks for commenting!

[louisiane-fille.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Oh, that is fantastic! I can so see that happening too.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Dean's his daddy's son.

Thanks!

[x-forgetromeo.livejournal.com]

Holy gosh I heard that last line growing up sooo much. xD (My dad's retired military, rofl.)

This made me giggle so hard. Nice job. <3

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed it! Nice to know I got it right....

[fufaraw]

Well, of course.

Hee!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Dean being Dean...and John's son. Thanks for commenting!

[cream-fudge.livejournal.com]

Love this! It's bloody awesome! *snickers*

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I had the idea in the back of my head for ages, and it was finally ready to come out. (Kind of messy, if you ask me....)

[autumn-lilacs.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! KindyDean is awesome!!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yup, that's our boy! Thanks for commenting, glad you enjoyed it!

[chosenfire28.livejournal.com]

I love it, completely adorable and funny as hell, great job and your Dean and John are badasses, what I love most though is the last line, just way too perfect and an awesome way to end a ficlet. Great Job :D

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks---the last line was the first thing I had...originally it was going to be, "Dolls or action figures?", but I let it ferment for a while, and ended up with this. Glad you enjoyed it!

[snazzy-spazzy.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* hehehehe...friggin' hilarious!

I can totally see Dean saying something like that and John not caring cuz ya know it's totally true! yep...totally. *nods* hehe

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly! Yeah, that made John's day.

[trystan830.livejournal.com]

heheheheh that's awesome. so Dean. ;)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yeah, Dean may worry about monsters, but a grumpy old lady isn't gonna phaze him one bit.

[jdsgirlbev.livejournal.com]

That last bit? Cracked my shit right up. No pansy ass language from the Winchesters!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh! Even as a young 'un, Dean's not taking crap from anybody, and I'm sure John would be glad to see him getting back to normal after Mary's death.

Thanks bunches for commenting!

[kari-hermione.livejournal.com]

I love little Dean!!! *hugs him*

"Jordan was showing off his G.I. Joe and acting like it was so cool. I told him G.I. Joe was a pussy 'cause he's in the Army. If he had any balls, he'd be a Marine."

I could see BIG Dean saying that! With Sam going "DEAN don't say that!"

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

You're right, Sam is definitely more politically correct than Dean. *I* think this incident helped shape Dean's urge to say the outrageous...he didn't realize it WAS outrageous until Teacher started getting all prissy about it, and since it actually got a laugh out of Dad (who hadn't laughed much since Mary's death), he figured it was a Good Thing....

Thanks for dropping by!

[may7fic.livejournal.com]

LOL. Utterly adorable :D

The woman doesn't stand a chance!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

You're right---by the end of the year, she'll be ready for retirement. Glad you enjoyed it!

[vamptastica.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *ruffles his hair* you tell em dean :D too cute I loved it. :D

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

That's our boy! Glad you enjoyed it!

[saberivojo.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. That sounds so much like Dean, I could kiss you. You just know, that Dean would say this. And I love it.

It's funny though, as much as I loved this (and I do) I am a great waffeler with cursing and the Winchesters. I think they cursed like well MARINES but there is a part of me that thinks that John would call them on it too. Maybe in deference to Mary and how she would have liked her sons to be raised.

I always write them potty mouthed and vulgar, I like them that way, but then again...

Like I said. Waffeler.

I think I have thought far too much on this subject huh?

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

My thought is, John would've discouraged foul language as a casual thing, but if something pounced on them or things went pear-shaped, then he was human and recognized that they were, too. (As George Carlin used to say, the most commonly uttered last words are probably, "Oh shit!")

Thanks for stopping by, glad you enjoyed it!

[afteriwake.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was too cute! Definitely having to add to my re-read list.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Dean telling it like it is was way too much fun to write. Glad you enjoyed it!

[brigid-tanner.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Love how John runs through the things Dean might have said, and when it's none of those, he just doesn't care. Great last bit from Dean. Sounds just like something he'd have picked up from John ;)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yeah, there's plenty of John-worship there, and Dean wasn't trying to be naughty. (Of course, now that he's seen how it made his daddy smile, he's going to work at it for more laughs....) Thanks for commenting, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[my-sam-dean.livejournal.com]

With the school year just starting, you made me laugh! Typical Dean and John's reaction to an uptight teacher. Great job!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I've been sitting on the idea for a while, but reflections on this time of year made it work. By the end of the year, she's going to be ready to retire and flee the classroom, screaming. Glad you enjoyed it!

[dixiehellcat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is too darn cute for words. (applauds)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly!

[elless18.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

I adore wee!Dean. He's so cute. That poor teacher's gonna be tearing her hair out after dealing with Dean for a few days!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

She's totally going to retire at the end of the school year! Heh heh. So glad you enjoyed it!

LOL

[lady-bee-i.livejournal.com]

Awsome! So very believable. This is cannon to me now. Loved the ending... LMAO! Great title. Dean's his daddy's boy. Loved this John. Thank you.

Re: LOL

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and may I say, that is the most adorable icon I've ever seen? That's awww! squared.

[mystic-reader.livejournal.com]

OMG!
*loves little!Dean*

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Little!Dean, Big!Dean, it's all good...thanks for commenting, I'm glad you had fun with it.