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I swear, some day, somebody is going to wake me up with their lawn mower, and I'm gonna stomp out there and FEED THEM TO IT.

Ditto, powertools.

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Date: 2009-06-11 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
I'm sorry you were woken up so rudely, but the mental picture of a naked outraged Fluffy descending on someone to stuff them under a lawnmower is making me laugh like crazy. Heh!

With us, it's the people across the road with their pack of curs that bark the whole damned night.

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Date: 2009-06-11 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
Yup, starkers. When you put it like that.... *snicker*

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Date: 2009-06-11 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candesgirl.livejournal.com
AMEN! Seriously, who the fuck mows their lawn at 7 AM? Oh, yeah, my across the street neighbor, that's who...Ugh. Feeding him to the lawn mower is a logical solution...

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Date: 2009-06-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
Gonna make for an interesting death certificate. Cause of death: Snapper self-propelled....

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Date: 2009-06-11 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com
I'm sensing a bit of a Fargo moment coming on there.

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Date: 2009-06-12 04:43 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-06-11 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
I get a lot of assholes w/ leaf blowers early in the AM. use a rake, lazy!

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Date: 2009-06-12 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
I wonder if anyone has ever been flayed to death by a weed-whacker...?

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Date: 2009-06-11 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starhawk2005.livejournal.com
*agrees* Can I also throw my heavy heel-walking upstairs neighbour out her own window?

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Date: 2009-06-12 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
You might want to refrain from heavy lifting for the duration...or see if you can get a gift certificate from Murder Inc as a baby present (so your little angel won't be awakened by the elephant upstairs).

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Date: 2009-06-15 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starhawk2005.livejournal.com
Heheh, good point.

Alas, the nursery is also right above the garage, so elephantine neighbours aren't the only problem. I'll probably play a little music to help her sleep....besides, a friend who is also a nurse pointed out that the kids have to get used to sleeping when it's a little noisy, so that we the parents won't have to tiptoe around every night for the next 18+ years!

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Date: 2009-06-11 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socialhermit.livejournal.com
Let's not leave out horn-honkers and those who repeatedly rev their car engines!

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Date: 2009-06-12 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
Or the ones with failing starters that grind it for five minutes before it turns over....

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