Wishful Thinking
Aug. 8th, 2006 01:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vanillafluffyThe plethora of birthdays among my f'list (recent as well as upcoming), not to mention RL folks, has got me thinking about the subject. Mine's one month from tomorrow--September 9th--and I already have plans, albeit not-very-exciting ones: nannying for the weekend. So, diversions would be welcome.
In that vein, here's my wish list:
1. Chocolate fondue. Hmm, you're right. A bit messy to wrap. I'll happily settle for a box of Russell Stover's molasses chews. My favorite flavor!
2.My lawn mowed--you think I'm joking? Not! You could hide tigers in that wilderness. I'm amazed I haven't been cited for it. Just remember to prop up the rose trellis first, 'k? Done! 8/21/06
3. A houseboy. Or a valet. Or a domestic god. Somebody to pick up after me, cook nutritious meals, nag me gently about exercising andshag me senseless on a regular basis so on.
4. Jools Siviter. Scheduled for some future free weekend. At a nice hotel. With room service. Heh heh heh....
5. Fic would be shiny.
For instance, Jools. At the opera, snarky over drinks, buggering a skinhead, interrogating someone, debriefing someone, indulging in whatever vices you think suits the character. I'll bet he has a mistress. I don't see him as the marrying type, but a bird on the side, definitely. Or maybe he does a Henry Higgins on someone--either gender, I'm *not* averse to het, even if I don't write it much these days--in the line of duty...or for kicks. Shiny like the Hope Diamond!
I'm never going to write this, but I'd love to read it: a disturbed little crossover wherein the new head of the psychiatry department at PPTH is Dr. Jonathan Crane. I would LOVE to see Crane/Chase (cuz Chase is so neurotic and angsty anyway!), I'd love to see Crane vs. House, and if Cameron wound up heavily medicated in a small room in a hug-me jacket, I'd squee myself.
Another warped idea I've had that I know darn well I'll never get around to: Will Turner gets shipwrecked and is presumed dead, so Elizabeth winds up marrying Norrington. I don't much care about Elizabeth, but angsty!Will is fun, and Norrington is tasty whether he's honourable or a bastard. Doesn't have to encompass DMC canon if you don't want. (Yes, that was a pun. You may scream if you like.)
Other random thoughts: Jeeves/Wooster, House/Wilson, Sparrington, Sands/El Mariachi, Preston/Partridge, Miguel Bain, Riddick, Kurgan (because Clancy Brown, OMG!), Circus, Formula 51, Logan's Run, From Hell, buggery, corsets, boots, discipline, leather, flogging (I'm sorry, is this TMI?), fight scenes, not-so-subtle-persuasion, hurt-comfort, bathtub play, shower scenes, snark, banter, repartee, first times, fast cars, creative toys.
NC-17 PWP is just ducky.
***No*** mpreg, no assbabies. Please!
Surprise me!
Edit: Another thought! I have an idea for an icon I'd love, if you know how to do flashy multi-pic icons. Contact me for the details. Smoochies!
In that vein, here's my wish list:
1. Chocolate fondue. Hmm, you're right. A bit messy to wrap. I'll happily settle for a box of Russell Stover's molasses chews. My favorite flavor!
2.
3. A houseboy. Or a valet. Or a domestic god. Somebody to pick up after me, cook nutritious meals, nag me gently about exercising and
4. Jools Siviter. Scheduled for some future free weekend. At a nice hotel. With room service. Heh heh heh....
5. Fic would be shiny.
For instance, Jools. At the opera, snarky over drinks, buggering a skinhead, interrogating someone, debriefing someone, indulging in whatever vices you think suits the character. I'll bet he has a mistress. I don't see him as the marrying type, but a bird on the side, definitely. Or maybe he does a Henry Higgins on someone--either gender, I'm *not* averse to het, even if I don't write it much these days--in the line of duty...or for kicks. Shiny like the Hope Diamond!
I'm never going to write this, but I'd love to read it: a disturbed little crossover wherein the new head of the psychiatry department at PPTH is Dr. Jonathan Crane. I would LOVE to see Crane/Chase (cuz Chase is so neurotic and angsty anyway!), I'd love to see Crane vs. House, and if Cameron wound up heavily medicated in a small room in a hug-me jacket, I'd squee myself.
Another warped idea I've had that I know darn well I'll never get around to: Will Turner gets shipwrecked and is presumed dead, so Elizabeth winds up marrying Norrington. I don't much care about Elizabeth, but angsty!Will is fun, and Norrington is tasty whether he's honourable or a bastard. Doesn't have to encompass DMC canon if you don't want. (Yes, that was a pun. You may scream if you like.)
Other random thoughts: Jeeves/Wooster, House/Wilson, Sparrington, Sands/El Mariachi, Preston/Partridge, Miguel Bain, Riddick, Kurgan (because Clancy Brown, OMG!), Circus, Formula 51, Logan's Run, From Hell, buggery, corsets, boots, discipline, leather, flogging (I'm sorry, is this TMI?), fight scenes, not-so-subtle-persuasion, hurt-comfort, bathtub play, shower scenes, snark, banter, repartee, first times, fast cars, creative toys.
NC-17 PWP is just ducky.
***No*** mpreg, no assbabies. Please!
Surprise me!
Edit: Another thought! I have an idea for an icon I'd love, if you know how to do flashy multi-pic icons. Contact me for the details. Smoochies!
