Isn't this going to be fun?

[vanillafluffy]

Holy hand grenade. This place is a mess.

I arrived at Schnauzerland about a half-hour ago, and I'm aghast. And really, it takes A LOT to gross me out. There's litter everywhere, the refrigrator is worse than mine before Mb went through it, and the master bedroom is so bad, I'm thinking seriously of sleeping in the twin bed in the spare room.

Six nights of this?! Wish me luck!

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[jdsgirlbev.livejournal.com]

Wow. I was under the impression that Sland was practically a Spa. Must be really crappy to walk into...well..crap. *sigh*

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Back when S wasn't so strung out, she was the world's pickiest housekeeper. She pitched fits pver things like, if there were unfolded towels in the laundry---even if they were HER towels to begin with---god forbid there was a dirty fork in the sink! That kind of thing. So this kind of mess is like landing on another planet.

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[nwhepcat.livejournal.com]

Eeek. I once cat sat for a drag artist who had the FILTHIEST apartment I'd ever been in. The sleepover kind of catsitting. You can believe I spent my days out running around (I was visiting NYC after I'd moved away, so I had plenty to do -- URGH!). Much sympathy.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Heaven knows, I'm not overly fastidious. And, truth be told, it's still less cluttered than my place. But S used to be a total neat-freak, so for her, this is outright squalor.

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

Yikes, hon. I hope S. doesn't come home in a more sober state than when she left and accuse you of creating that mess.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Not taking any bets on her sobriety, but T knows the truth.

[joker-satx.livejournal.com]

If anyone can help that situation, you can. Good luck with that!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

If nothing else, I'm cleaning the fridge.Out of sheer self-preservation!

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

It would be a complete bummer to get food poisoning on your vacation.

I was thinking of you earlier today while running errands due to achieving a personal best in couponing: One of the local pharmacies has started giving out store coupons to shoppers. I had two for 50 cents off anything in the store, which doesn't sound like much, but a quick cruise down the cleaning products aisle turned up a box of Cascade dishwashing detergent and a bottle of super-concentrated liquid laundry detergent that had both been marked down by 75 percent. After coupons and tax, they were mine for (wait for it) ... $1.26 total. Score!

Yes, it's pathetic how little it takes to make me happy. :D

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Hey, sometimes it's the ordinary victories that mean the most.