Question du jour -- NSFW!

[vanillafluffy]

What is the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked?

Not necessarily weird, but certainly unexpected.... For a few glorious months, I worked at an adult emporium. The first job they set you at when you start is doing pricing, shrink-wrapping and attaching inventory control devices behind the scenes to expose you to the products and give you an idea what the costs are like.

So there I was, second or third day, back in the stockroom, being very industrious and not paying the slightest bit of attention to the conversation going on amongst a gaggle of my (male) coworkers across the room. Then one of them hollered at me, "Hey, Fluffy---do you like big dicks?"

I thought about it for a count of three, and replied, "Depends on where it's going!"

To which he responded, "Oooh! Me too!"

Absolutely true story; I'm just sorry I couldn't send to to Reader's Digest.

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Comments

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

Hehee! You have such a quick wit. :D

I have nothing that approaches yours, but while I was recovering from busting my knee, one of the members of St. P's asked me if I had a peg leg. She probably meant "do you have a cast on?" and was trying to be funny, but it was definitely a bit weird.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Snappy comebacks run in the family. It's one of the things I really miss since my bro died. He gave great snark.

A pegleg? That's priceless! "Arrr! And I've got the dove of peace trained to sit on my shoulder and squawk 'God bless her heart!'."


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[thru-the-blinds.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh.... which made me cough.

But it was worth it. ;-)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

They do say laughter is the best medicine. Hope your cough improves soon!

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[jdsgirlbev.livejournal.com]

lolz for the post, but LOLOLZ for the dove of peace!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Always happy when I can brighten someone's day!

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