Question du jour -- NSFW!
Mar. 6th, 2012 03:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vanillafluffyWhat is the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked?
Not necessarily weird, but certainly unexpected.... For a few glorious months, I worked at an adult emporium. The first job they set you at when you start is doing pricing, shrink-wrapping and attaching inventory control devices behind the scenes to expose you to the products and give you an idea what the costs are like.
So there I was, second or third day, back in the stockroom, being very industrious and not paying the slightest bit of attention to the conversation going on amongst a gaggle of my (male) coworkers across the room. Then one of them hollered at me, "Hey, Fluffy---do you like big dicks?"
I thought about it for a count of three, and replied, "Depends on where it's going!"
To which he responded, "Oooh! Me too!"
Absolutely true story; I'm just sorry I couldn't send to to Reader's Digest.
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Not necessarily weird, but certainly unexpected.... For a few glorious months, I worked at an adult emporium. The first job they set you at when you start is doing pricing, shrink-wrapping and attaching inventory control devices behind the scenes to expose you to the products and give you an idea what the costs are like.
So there I was, second or third day, back in the stockroom, being very industrious and not paying the slightest bit of attention to the conversation going on amongst a gaggle of my (male) coworkers across the room. Then one of them hollered at me, "Hey, Fluffy---do you like big dicks?"
I thought about it for a count of three, and replied, "Depends on where it's going!"
To which he responded, "Oooh! Me too!"
Absolutely true story; I'm just sorry I couldn't send to to Reader's Digest.
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Date: 2012-03-06 06:59 pm (UTC)A pegleg? That's priceless! "Arrr! And I've got the dove of peace trained to sit on my shoulder and squawk 'God bless her heart!'."
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