Confessions of a One-Track Mind

Got an email this morning from Red in which she wished me a happy Thursday. I hated to have to correct her, but I'm glad it isn't Thursday, odd as that sounds---if it was, I'd've missed a day of work that I can't afford to, and would've missed Criminal Minds, also not a good thing.

Spent a goody chunk of last night studying the Porn Battle prompts. I know I'm not the porniest person around (as far as writing goes, anyway), and am apt to commit the cardinal sin of PLOT, and to care about charecterization, but this offers up some interesting scenarios. Check it out!

Now, off to work....

missybrat and I got together this evening. I'd called her to see if I could cadge a ride tomorrow to get my car, and when she called back, we ended up running over to Fairvilla for some quality girl time. (Fairvilla is an adult department store---two floors, tons of lingerie (for petites---their idea of LARGE is a 16), DVDs, porn, toys, you name it. Although the dungeon is scaled WAY back from what it was in my day. *pout*)

We're going to get together tomorrow, too---she's going to run me down to Melbourne so I can get my check, because my mechanic wants cash or credit cards.

Thanks, hon! I really appreciate it! Hope you had fun with your new toys!

Title: Knowledge is Power
Author: vanillafluffy
Rating: Totally NC-17, NOT work safe
Pairing: Dean/Carmen, both consenting fictional adults
Summary: Playing doctor can be fun! Dean has a real good time bottoming.
Author's Notes: This was written for spn_summerlove, which producted some excellent stories. It's AU Dean and Carmen, from the Wish-verse. I paid attention to my recipient's stated kinks and pushed myself to a whole new level of hardcore. (D/s, fisting, pegging, toys....) Betaed by the always-delightful starhawk2005.




( She draws the glove down over the fingers of her right hand, tugging it well above her wrist. When she lets it snap into place, an expectant shudder runs over his firm body. )
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Comments are shiny.

I've got this Pitch Black/Blade Runner crossover that I've had on ice for a while (You should pardon the pun, although it's only a pun if you know the premise.), and I just got a wild hair and posted the first installment over at the Pit of Voles.

This was inspired by a series of e-mails, oh gawd, almost two years ago, between kukkurkurat and myself. We disected Riddick's origins in fulsome detail, and those conversations eventually inspired me to concoct this crack, as well as some more mainstream Riddick stuff I posted ages ago. Except that, I think most of my regulars know that 'Fluffy's crack has a tendency to veer into "But really, it could happen---like this!"

Meanwhile, I've got 16K words of slash-porn/sci-fi with Riddick doing Roy Batty AND an OMC, AND some cracktastic gender-bending---although there is no mpreg, the possibility is brought up. Basically, Riddick was the pilot of the shuttle the replicants stole, he rescues Roy's body to try to revive him, and lots of AU slashy goodness ensues.

The link to my PoV page is on my profile page, for anyone who's feeling frisky. I'm going to post it a little at a time to try to hook some new readers, but it IS completely finished, so it won't come to a halt in the middle unless I get hit by a bus.

Feedback is love!

Title: Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Authored by: vanillafluffy and kukkurkurat
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/James Norrington -- non-consensual sex/rape, flogging
Rating/Work-safeness: NC-17, xXx, Adult, Hardcore non-con rape torture--definitely NOT Disney!
Approximate word count: 4100
Disclaimer: All rights belong to the Mouse.
Summary: Set during CotBP, between the time the crew of the Pearl leaves Jack behind on the Isla de Muerta and Jack's scheduled hanging at Port Royal. EvilBastard!Norrington.

kukkurkurat and I wrote this early last summer, trading it back and forth, a couple paragraphs at a time, and it grew into something quite dark and angsty. It's been sitting on my hard drive for a while, and I'm trying to post everything that's 2006 business. Enjoy.

EDIT: And NO, there is not going to be a sequel. In the words of my esteemed co-writer when I brought up the idea, "I think if we do, Jack will beg to be taken to the gallows." Sorry!


( Rum, Sodomy and the Lash )