Confessions of a One-Track Mind

Those of you who listened to my senior prom story last week (http://vanillafluffy.livejournal.com/185150.html), will understand why the following news article made me grin:


( Ark. school to have port-a-potty prom  )
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"You think I'm wearing this dress in there? Do you have any idea what it cost? Drag it through an outhouse? Uh-uh! I don't think so! Rev up that golf cart, Bubba!"