pardon me, i must be screaming....

[vanillafluffy]

I HAVE A PERMANENT JOB!!!

Yup, I got the news when I went in today...had that meet with my mgr, and he was, like, "O,BTW..." HR will make it official next week. The upside: I will know where my income is coming in from, and I'll have benefits like paid days off and insurance. The downside: A $1 an hour paycut. (WTF?! All I can say is, for $160 a month, those benefits better be out-fucking-standing.) 

I put the cherry on that triumph by placing a $1500 order for some old gal (I'm being ironic; she's less than a decade older than I am---she told me so.) who bought TWO LeSnobbi bags. ($695 apiece, plus tax and shipping---that's more than my last three cars cost---put together.) I got her life story and a lot of philosophy---I'm pretty sure she was snockered---in between my southern-fried Jeeves routine, "Yes, ma'am, that's a wonderful bag. A lovely choice, ma'am. And which credit card will you be using today, ma'am?"

Damn, I'm happy!

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[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Karaokegal breaks into song for you: "Shout hallelujah, hallelujah and you'll shoo the blues away. When fears pursue ya, hallelujah gets you through the darkest day. Satan, lies awaiting, and creating skies of gray. But hallelujah, hallelujah, helps to shoo the clouds away."

Great news, honey. A round of redvines for the house.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

*shares virtual chocolate* Thanks! This is huge...I'm just hoping I don't fall apart when the rainy season gets here in a few months. That's liable to make the commute a total nightmare. (Driving 22 miles at midnight when it's raining fish is NOT my idea of fun!)