Bored + Hormonal = Risque business

[vanillafluffy]

Today's post is brought to you by The Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.

Always practice safe sex! Eventually you'll get pretty good at it.
Have a safe word, and share it with your partner.
Don't forget the rubber sheets!
It's better to switch than fight!

Comments

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

It might help if I HAD A GODDAMN PARTNER!! bitter? oh, a tad...

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I hear you. My love-life is completely DIY at this point.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank Darwin for vibrators.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

Second that....

[socialhermit.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm at the point where I don't give a shit if I *ever* have sex again.

I'm sure that won't last, but for right now? Meh.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm an optimist at heart. I know chicks who are happily married, and a few of them baffle me (either because I can't understand why they married who they did, or vice versa), so why NOT a man for me?! Somewhere out there is a sweet guy in a trucker's cap who doesn't care about my weight or my dismal housekeeping skills. He'll appreciate my quick wit and bent sense of humor, treat me like a queen and tackle DIY projects around the house in a gallant and chivalrous manner. Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my Happily Ever After!

[elbly.livejournal.com]

You'll find him... he's probably out there wondering where the f*** you are too.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

I'm right HERE, wondering how the hell I'm going to pay my bills this month, and I really could use a backrub. *sigh*

[elbly.livejournal.com]

I just love that icon... I just totally need to be part of The Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society!!!

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

It's actually from a tee shirt (http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/1718B.html), which I iconified for my own nefarious purposes.

Here's another one you may enjoy:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/vanillafluffy/pic/00059aga/)