Kinks R Us

[vanillafluffy]

In the beginning, there was The List. And The List was lengthy and full of kink. And behold, a meme came forth, and it was accorded thusly:

1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.

(If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
Bolded for extra-special favorites ♥

And it was good, because Fluffy is good at schmoop and crack and a total h0r for backstory but fails at pr0n except when the seventh house gets mooned.


1. Abuse (sexual, emotional, and/or violent childhood abuse; the wounded child as an adult archetype)
2. Amnesia
3. Anal penetration with foreign objects
4. Anal sex (from behind, standing; bent over desk; gay or straight)
5. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
6. Beards or stubble
7. Big men (tall, broad, muscled; giants;)
8. Biological imperative (pon farr or mating drive; being in heat)
9. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
10. Bruises and other wounds
11. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
12. Children (i.e., as their presence reflects on a character, e.g., tough men gently holding babies; men who are/aren't good with kids; devoted single dads) or other small cuddly animals
13. Cinderella stories (rescuing someone from servitude or cruel family; going from rags to riches; Pretty Woman scenarios; fairy-tale romances in general)
14. Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; leather jackets; boxer-briefs; going commando) Plaid flannel shirts
15. Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
16. Cuddling
17. Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)
18. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; meeting the family; getting a dog; kidfic)
19. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
20. Dystopias (apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic worlds; alien invasions; pandemics; computers take over; settings in Hell, or earth becomes Hell)
21. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; wallows; darkfic; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; mental instability; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity)
22. Ensembles (elite teams of explorers, spies, law enforcement figures, etc; sentai; military squadrons; skilled teams operating like clockwork, such as when pulling off a heist; bands of rebels; families; surrogate families; outcasts, e.g., freaks and geeks; carnival troupes; motley characters thrown together by fate; alternatives to society e.g., Robin Hood and his Merry Men, Peter Pan and the Lost Boys)
23. Erotic torture
24. Exhibitionism
25. Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
26. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
27. Fish out of water characters/scenarios
28. Fisting (anal or vaginal)
29. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; accidental contact)
30. Future fic
31. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
32. Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)
33. Hair or fur fetishization (buzz-cuts, pubic hair; hairy chests; underarm hair)
34. Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses)
35. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
36. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful)
37. Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
38. Hero/sidekick pairings
39. Heroes (superheroes; super-soldiers; ordinary characters becoming heroes and characters overcoming fear with bravery; rebel/underground heroes;)
40. Heroic gestures (nobility; self-sacrifice; risking self to save someone's life; Gift of the Magi scenarios; taking the partner's place for torture; heroic deaths) Selling of soul...
41. Historical and period settings
42. Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)
43. Humor as a mask (characters who hide pain behind humor)
44. Hurt/comfort (emotional and/or physical, including torture of all kinds and degrees, and any form of caretaking)
45. Immobilization and/or helplessness
46. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds;)
47. Journeys (odysseys and quests; time-travel; being lost and trying to get home; road trips; pioneering and exploration, including space travel)
48. Lady and the Tramp pairings
49. Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
50. Make-overs
51. Masquerade (a character pretends to be someone else, or something he's not, e.g., a nebbishy nerd must convince goons he's a ruthless arms dealer or assassin; a cop goes undercover in prison; a spy infiltrates an agency; a good guy pretends to be his AU evil twin; Cyrano scenarios)
52. Medical scenarios and fetishization
53. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling)
54. Muscled bodies
55. Nipple play or torture
56. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
57. Pain (with or without pleasure/endorphins)
58. Pampering (spoiling someone rotten with gifts or money; physical pampering such as massage and grooming; giving someone a novel or unexpected degree of emotional or sexual care; catering to someone's every whim, e.g., someone who is in the hospital; harems as settings for pampering)
59. Penance or reform (bad boy turns good; evil seeks to change; performing acts of atonement or restitution; self-mortification; martyrdom; selflessness; apologies or apology sex)
60. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
61. Prison scenarios (prison rape and/or protection; cruel guards; punishment; hard labor; deprivation; false imprisonment; solitary confinement; group showers)
62. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
63. Religion (sin; faith and lack of faith; priests, monks, nuns; angels and demons; gods and goddesses; monastic or convent culture)
64. Restraint (pinning someone down; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
65. Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)
66. Rogues (outlaws, mercenaries, pirates, gangsters, hitmen, etc; black sheep and royal bastards; Han Solo characters; tricksters)
67. Ropework (intricate/artistic erotic bondage)
68. Roughnecks (cowboys; Tarzan figures; rough characteristics and behavior, such as scruffiness, rudeness, crude language, uncouth habits, etc.)
69. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking; sex with no or little lube)
70. Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
71. Scars or scarification
72. Secrets, other (dark or criminal past; double lives; previous marriage and/or children; unspoken feelings)
73. Sex in public or semi-public places
74. Sex in vehicles (cars, taxis, limos; planes or space shuttles; motorcycles; carnival rides)
75. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
76. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
77. Shower sex
78. Silence (silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)
79. Snark
80. Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)
81. Special powers and skills (superhero powers; magical powers; telekinesis; shapeshifting; hyperdeveloped senses; combat expertise; sharpshooting; eidetic memory; computer hacking skills; thief skills)
82. Straight-guy sexual scenarios (comparing dick size; lending a helping hand; circle jerks; watching het porn together, with or without masturbation; practicing dancing, kissing, or romantic conversation in preparation for one character having a date with a woman)
83. Striking with implements (whips, belts, riding crops, canes, paddles, etc)
84. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or barcodes)
85. Temperamental personalities (driven or obsessed; hot-tempered or testy; moody; misanthropic or bitter; abrasive)
86. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
87. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh)
88. Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator) Gobi desert….
89. Vaginal penetration (e.g., deep dicking)
90. Vaginal penetration with foreign objects
90. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general) Jonah Prowse
91. Virgins or inexperienced partners
92. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear) Obscene phone calls
93. Vulnerability
94. Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; cleaning/cleansing someone who's been raped, degraded, or who is injured)
95. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
96. Western scenarios and fetishization (cowboy gear; campfire and trail scenes; horses; gunslingers, lawmen, card sharps, etc; train robberies and bank hold-ups; posses; saloon brawls) Winchesters….
97. Wet dreams or erotic dreams
98. Wish-fulfillment
99. Writing (love letters or notes; secret admirers; e-mail and chat; wills; poetry; storytelling; tracing words or figures on skin)


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*looks hopeful and hurries off to work*

Comments

[jdsgirlbev.livejournal.com]

What is comment porn? Exactly.
And oh gawd...your 'hot 100' is disturbingly close to my own in many...several...alright, alright almost all ways.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

For an example, go here (http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/562167.html). (Basically, write some little gem of smut that you then post as a comment to my list.)

It's nice to know that my kinkiness has company! I read through The List ticking off fandom examples:

"Hmm, barcode---Dark Angel, ditto in heat, super powers, dystopia...scars---Comedian! Also #90...and #87, holy crap, Harper's Island last week was totally #87!"

[teresa-c.livejournal.com]

Thank you for asking this. *g* I have wondered.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

We can get a lot of milage out of icons like these....

[socialhermit.livejournal.com]

Well whaddya know -- we have many of the same kinks!

;-)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

You've got a thing for plaid flannel shirts, too? *wink* It's a pretty broad list. Quite a few of them are me-specific rather than fandom specific...#'s 13, 35, 50, 58, & 98 are all my standard daydreams.

[socialhermit.livejournal.com]

*nods*

Plaid flannel shirts, hairy chests, medical scenarios, biological imperative, emo-kink, hurt/comfort.... It's all good! ;-)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

One of the things I acquired in my fabric raid was a giant piece of flannel---G'ma sewed two lengths of fabric together, and it's big enough to drape over my queen-sized bed with a decent amount of overlap. I think that will make good backing for a very cozy comforter! Plaid? No, camo....

#15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 1

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

“Quite the ordeal, then?”

Ian shrugged. Nearly six months after the fact, he still sometimes woke up thinking he was still in the desert, tasting sand in his mouth. He recovered from the sunburn, the dehydration and the malnutrition, but nothing would ever take away the memories, especially the fear that he die out there, completely abandoned and forgotten.

Not that he had any intention of sharing those thoughts with this Jools Siviter fellow who’d shown up at the club house asking for a few minutes in a tone that made it clear that it wasn’t a request he could turn down.

Why now, he wondered. He’d already run the gamut of government officials, both British and American, reporters, lawyers and Amacor executives wishing to avoid a major scandal and willing to write a substantial check to make it not happen. So who was this fellow in his perfectly tailored suit, complete with a tie whose high quality silk Ian couldo assess by just looking at it, wanting him to go over the whole thing again?

He accepted the drink that was offered and covered the high points, realising as he spoke that Siviter was watching more than listening. He already knew what had happened in Mongolia; he was looking for something else.

Ian decided to bait the hook, complete a with a touch of a lower class accent.

“That Elliot bloke. He was a piece of work all right.”

Siviter was good. He barely took his attention off the whiskey he was drinking, but there was just enough of a change in demeanour to tell Ian his suspicions were true. Somebody was very interested in Elliot’s design skills.

“But was he genius or a madman?”

“We made it out alive. He saved my life.”

“And Her Majesty’s government is grateful, of course. But now that that’s been taken care of, we’d like to have some of that intelligence at our disposal, rather than the Americans.”

“Ah,” he said, draining his gin and tonic, and signaling the bartender for another one. Might as well drink on the Queen’s shilling. “I think that train’s long since left the station. I hear he’s signed a lucrative contract with NASA.”

For a man drinking the McCallan, Siviter had quite a sour look at the mention of NASA.

“We thought you might be able to render some assistance with that.”

“I barely talked to the man.”

“Perhaps you have other persuasive techniques.”

Re: #15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 2

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Ian narrowed his eyes at the implications.

“Which branch of the Her Majesty’s government am I having the pleasure of speaking to?”

“Is it a pleasure?”

How did Siviter manage to turn every something vaguely disreputable, although strangely appealng.

“SIS? I find it hard to believe that MI5 would take this tack.”

“Oh, you’d be surprised what our sister service might take.”

Two could play at this game.

He reached into his jacket pocket for a pack of cigarettes and watching Siviter’s graceful fingers extract one from the pack after he made the silent offer. Ian did the lighting as well, and made sure to accentuate the delight he took in the first luxuriant inhale. He held the other man’s eyes, as blue as the sky he remembered from Mongolia, a blue one rarely saw over London, especially in these murky days of summer.

“And what might you take, Mr. Siviter?”

The eyes told all, or they told nothing; the thin smile even less. Was this a negotiation or a seduction or was there even a difference for men in their positions.

“What I need,” he replied, putting a hand on the bar as he leaned slightly closer to Ian than absolutely necessary.

Ian put down his own hand, leaving a fraction of respectable space between them, yet feeling an almost magnetic pull. The desire to intertwine with those fingers was something that could drive him to make foolish promises.

“I think I can give you that.”

He heard a roughness in his own voice that belied the lubricating effects of the alcohol and he could feel sweat breaking out on his upper lip that had nothing to do with exertion of the eighteen holes he’d played earlier.

Siviter took a shallow puff of his cigarette before placing it in the ashtray. Without breaking eye contact, he took out the pocket silk that matched his tie and reached over to dab at Ian’s face, leaving him breathless with the faint scent of after-shave that emanated from the rich fabric and the sense that he was much over-matched and happy to be so.

He watched as Siviter resumed his smoking as if an incredibly intimate moment hadn’t just transpired in full view of the club house, none of whom would really have noticed anything, although Ian wondered if they might notice something odd in his gait as he left, a slight imbalance caused as much by dizziness and drink as the arousal that moment had unleashed.

“Perhaps some dinner,” Siviter was suggesting as he laid some notes on the bar, and the detached amusement in his voice told Ian that he knew perfectly well that a certain other hunger would have to be fulfilled first.

He’d had enough dealings to know a deal had been struck, and he’d be asked to do things he’d once have though beyond him, but that was before the desert. Now Ian knew exactly what he was capable of.

And Jools Siviter was about to find out.

Re: #15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 2

[ladyjane]

mmrrrowrrrr *flexes* purrrrrrrrrrr

Re: #15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 2

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

*PETS*

And thank you!

Re: #15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 2

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

WOW. Thanks. I lost count of how many kinks you nailed there, but upwards of six...and the next-to-last 'graph feeds neatly into my own FotP fantasies.

Excuse me while I flail gleefully....

Re: #15-Not quite as Pr0ntastic as I'd hoped. - PART 2

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww thanks. :)


I figured you might like that. When I saw what you'd high-lighted on #15, I just had to go there.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

And I'm delighted that you did! This offers a novel bit of material for pre-bed wank.