Confessions of a One-Track Mind

If you're in need of a laugh, may I recommend the RPF lists at yuletide?! If you know ANYTHING about history, anything at all, you will laugh your ass off.

Hint: Elizabeth Bathory was NOT Canadian. Last I heard, neither was Butch Cassidy. Srsly.

ETA: Clive Cussler under German literature? Neither German, nor IMO, literature. OMG, ditto Herman Melville, German lit? Lord Byron? Absurd.

And I'll bet you didn't know Isaac Newton was a historical American criminal, either.

Look at the list under RPF - Modern Physics. Crack, I tell you!

Dean Koontz as a WWI poet? Where will it end?! My brain is bleeding!

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Title: Easy On the Eyes
Authored by: vanillafluffy
Pairing/spoilers: RPF, J2 non-slash
Rating/Work-safeness: Safe, minor cussing---and eco-friendly!
Approximate word count: 1400
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, no disrespect is meant to any real people. Honest!
Summary: I was discussing glasses porn with vamphile, and it grew into this. It's not porn, though---just a little schmoopy hurt-comfort after Jensen loses his glasses....

( Because Jensen is easy on the eyes any time, but he's especially pretty in glasses, and a little (fictional) manpain never hurt anyone. )


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Having finally mastered the art, here are links to some of my old, hard to find stories.

My one and so far only RPF: True Love and Other Fairy Tales

An Act of Contrition, Chase-centric coda to Babies and Bathwater

( And for good measure, here's the porn version of the above, which I don't know if I ever posted or not...yeah, I know they start alike. Keep going. )

Title: True Love and Other Fairy Tales (RPF)
Authored by: vanillafluffy
Pairing: Jesse Spencer/Jennifer Morrison. Mentions of Morrison/Laurie...and Laurie/Leonard if you pay attention
Rating/Work-safeness: R for screwing around, hate!sex and angst
Approximate word count: 2350
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. To the best of my knowledge, none of these events have ever occured and no malice is intended toward any person or persons recognizable herein.
Summary: In RL, Jesse and Jennifer called off their engagement scant weeks after a very splashy feature appeared in InStyle Weddings. Because I have a curious, twisted mind, I conjured up the following scenario.
Why it's a costume: I've never written RPF or hate!sex before (Writing it was made possible by the inspiration influence of our lovely hostess. Many thanks, karaokegal!)



( True Love and Other Fairy Tales )


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